Crumbs acquired
Strong demand near the bakery segment.
Chief Operating Pigeon
Launching soon on STRYK
$COO
Management has reviewed the situation and eaten it.
$COO is a memecoin on Base about a pigeon who somehow became Chief Operating Officer. Nobody checked its references. Its five-year plan is lunch.
In cooperation with
Per my last coo.
No official contract yet
Anything claiming to be $COO right now isn't us.
Request a memo
Tell the COO your problem. It will be handled, in the sense that a memo will exist.
Free, and no wallet needed. What you type stays in your browser. It's a toy and doesn't depend on holding the token.
In cooperation with STRYK
STRYK brings token launches, trading, discovery and rewards into one place on Base. It's where $COO will launch.
Trade $COO
Trading opens at launch, starting on a bonding curve and moving to a live pool after Graduation.
Explore STRYK →Graduation
On the Starter curve, a token graduates at 3 ETH raised. Liquidity then comes from the curve's proceeds.
How it works →Rewards
Trading powers STRYK's own trader, creator, holder and referral rewards, under STRYK's rules.
See the rules →Discover
See what else is moving on STRYK, with Trending, leaderboards and the Fun Mode swipe feed.
Explore STRYK →Q4 results
The auditors were unavailable. They were also pigeons.
Budget remaining
It was delicious.
Statues reviewed
All received feedback.
Windows flown into
We're calling these market tests.
Meetings attended
By accident. Through a window.
All figures are pigeon-related and made up. None of them describe the token.
Leadership
An experienced team, if you count time spent on the roof.
Chief Operating Pigeon
Walked into the interview. Nobody stopped it.
Board of Directors
One statue. Has never objected.
CEO
Vacant. Left to get lunch in 2019.
CFO
A breadcrumb, on an interim basis.
Recovered memos
Found on the floor of the parking structure.
RE: Return to office
Everyone is expected on the ledge by 9. Remote work is approved only for those on a better ledge.
RE: Mandatory team bonding
Attendance continues until further notice. Graduation may follow. Nobody has told us from what.
RE: Your performance review
You were looked at sideways by one eye, then the other. Results are final.
Token details
The one part of this page that isn't a joke. Verify each item onchain yourself.
How to buy
$COO will launch on STRYK, a launchpad on Base. The official contract address will appear at the top of this page.
- Set up a self-custody wallet with ETH on Base. Never share your seed phrase with anyone, including us.
- Check the contract address against this page, because token names and tickers aren't unique.
- Open the token on STRYK. It trades on a bonding curve: buys move the price up, and sells move it down.
- If the curve reaches its target, the token graduates. Liquidity is created from the curve's proceeds and trading moves to a live pool. This may never happen.
- Only use money you can afford to lose entirely, and remember nobody on this team will ever DM you first.